The New Final Solution.

[Gilgamesh]

I'm focusing my energy on mobilizing an army of norwood mchorseshoes for a 'final solution'. We shall march upon the David Schwimmer and liquidate their gene pool.

With no hair left on this planet, we will come to grips with our fate.

I believe this same process occured in alien races once the super charged testosterone baldies had their way with the Schwimmers (you ever see an Alien with hair?).

Remember comrades, if you see a Schwimmer, stomp him in your path.

Victory shall be ours,

 

[iamnaked]

Don't care about schwimmers in general, but THE Schwimmer must die. Apart from committing various heinous crimes against cinema over the years, he's clearly a complete wanker. A quote from this fine specimen: "People will come and see the play because I'm in it".

He's in London now. If I see him I will b**ch-slap him.

 

[Greg1]

Oh my gosh Gilgamesh! Your post here sounds like a precursor to the epic with Tom Cruise coming up at the end of June...War of the Worlds

 

[Deaner]

David Schwimmer's hair isn't that thick, I was just looking at pictures of it. It's really not spectacular. I'm more jealous of Colin Farrell.

 

[Greg1]

But Deaner, what about Tom Cruise? He's got some very thick locks

 

[Petchsky]

Don't care about schwimmers in general, but THE Schwimmer must die. Apart from committing various heinous crimes against cinema over the years, he's clearly a complete wanker. A quote from this fine specimen: "People will come and see the play because I'm in it".

He's in London now. If I see him I will b**ch-slap him.

Apparently he gets dropped off at the back of the theatre by his driver to avoid fans....All three of them that were waiting for an autograph according to a gossip column i read.

 

[iamnaked]

Don't care about schwimmers in general, but THE Schwimmer must die. Apart from committing various heinous crimes against cinema over the years, he's clearly a complete wanker. A quote from this fine specimen: "People will come and see the play because I'm in it".

He's in London now. If I see him I will b**ch-slap him.

Apparently he gets dropped off at the back of the theatre by his driver to avoid fans....All three of them that were waiting for an autograph according to a gossip column i read.

That's me and my two mates. We've been waiting for the bastard for days! So that's how he gets past us...