The Most Eligible Bachelor On The Internet

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The Most Eligible Bachelor on the Internet

Opening paragraphs of article said:
“Once upon a time, there lived a lonely man that had a great head if hair.”



That’s the first line from Aaron Csepregi’s Match.com profile, and it just gets more ridiculous from there.

He spends several hundred words rambling about princes and damsels in distress and shirtless blumberbros. It goes against all conventional wisdom about how to make a first impression on the Internet: It’s way too long, and it doesn’t actually tell you anything meaningful about Csepregi. If dating app profiles are the pickup lines of 2016, then this seems like the romantic introduction of a man trying very hard to die alone.

But as it turns out, Csepregi has done okay. Better than okay.

According to Match, he was the most “winked” at man in Chicago last year—winks being the highest form of romantic currency on Match, the first sign of interest in the digital dating pool. On a national level, the Match record keepers claim he’s in the top 0.000035% of eligible men on the dating service, which has an estimated 3.2 million paid subscribers in North America.

 

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