BornBaldDieBald
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Imagine, a conspiracy in which, none of us young fellows are balding at all. In which, the high use of artificial lighting in many of the world's venues are simply casting a piercing ray of photons that penetrate even the tiniest cracks in our densely populated heads. That this ploy, by lighting companies is used to up the sales in men's hair loss products as a result of "the bald look" becoming "acceptable". Acceptable balding? The hair companies cringe. To them, acceptable, is UNCACCEPTABLE! So they install, bright lights into cars, cameras, every building, mirror bathroom.. etc.
Just imagine......
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Just imagine......
DISCLAIMER: This post is a potent cause of paranoia, and will cause the balding conspiracy theorist to jump with happiness.
Post your conspiracies below.
