New 'crayon' formula for male pattern baldness ??

[Bob Booley]

Apparently, a crayon manufacturer has come up with a new brand of crayons that are aimed at the male pattern baldness market. You choose your colour, heat the crayon for 5 minutes with a lighter, then draw on the areas of your head that are balding/receding and it gives the impression of a full head of hair.

The great aspects of this are that you can choose any colour that suits you, so you'd probably want a colour that's the same natural colour of your hair. If you're younger and are into crazy hairstyles and colours, then forget the hair dye, this stuff can give you the wackiest colours of hair. Also, you can go swimming at the beach with this stuff applied to your head- it's oil-based, so the water just beads off of it.

Say goodbye to receding hairlines, say goodbye to all the baldi- f*** it, I have to confess to you all and admit that I'm full of sh*t, none of this is true


BOOLEY HAS RETURNED

 

[Mr T.]

Thanks for getting all our hopes up deeck. I just colored half my head with a bloody f*****g crayon before I got to the end of your post.

Jeremy

 

[bombscience]

Apparently, a crayon manufacturer has come up with a new brand of crayons that are aimed at the male pattern baldness market. You choose your colour, heat the crayon for 5 minutes with a lighter, then draw on the areas of your head that are balding/receding and it gives the impression of a full head of hair.

The great aspects of this are that you can choose any colour that suits you, so you'd probably want a colour that's the same natural colour of your hair. If you're younger and are into crazy hairstyles and colours, then forget the hair dye, this stuff can give you the wackiest colours of hair. Also, you can go swimming at the beach with this stuff applied to your head- it's oil-based, so the water just beads off of it.

Say goodbye to receding hairlines, say goodbye to all the baldi- f*** it, I have to confess to you all and admit that I'm full of sh*t, none of this is true


BOOLEY HAS RETURNED

bob booley is the hair anti-christ.

 

[drinkrum]

Apparently, a crayon manufacturer has come up with a new brand of crayons that are aimed at the male pattern baldness market. You choose your colour, heat the crayon for 5 minutes with a lighter, then draw on the areas of your head that are balding/receding and it gives the impression of a full head of hair.

The great aspects of this are that you can choose any colour that suits you, so you'd probably want a colour that's the same natural colour of your hair. If you're younger and are into crazy hairstyles and colours, then forget the hair dye, this stuff can give you the wackiest colours of hair. Also, you can go swimming at the beach with this stuff applied to your head- it's oil-based, so the water just beads off of it.

Say goodbye to receding hairlines, say goodbye to all the baldi- f*** it, I have to confess to you all and admit that I'm full of sh*t, none of this is true


BOOLEY HAS RETURNED

Welcome back Booley. Entertain us, clown!

D.

 

[Stingray]

I've been coloring my scalp orange for years! Damn, I knew I shoulda used the brown crayons!

 

[Bob Booley]

actually i have been heating the crayons for more than the recommended 5 minutes, then i let it drip on my head. this way it solidifies faster and really sticks to my head, so it ain't coming off easy! no worries about my hair blowing away and revealing covered-up bald spots, or the sunlight shining through- it's solid and very hard to see through.

to get it off when utilizing this application method, you have to open up a fire hydrant in your local neighbourhood and stand in the direct path of the water stream, allowing the water to hit you directly in the head. this way, the dried crayon-wax will come off with relatively few problems. just be sure to anchor yourself to the ground with some really heavy weights (just like the ones you see on the cartoons- you know, with the jailbirds wearing the black and white striped sweater and cap)-- otherwise if you don't anchor yourself to the ground, the pressure of the water from the fire hyrant might either:

A- rub off any existing natural hair you have remaining on your scalp (yes, the pressure is very strong, just ask the firefighters)
B- blow you right the f*ck outta your neighbourhood


speaking of firefighters, if they or the police catch you doing this, just explain to them that you are trying to get dried crayon wax off of your head and that residential taps in your washrooms or kitchens just don't have the required pressure to get it off


BOOLEY

 

[Stingray]

Do I have to use crayola? Or can I use a cheaper generic version from Rite aid?