My Hair loss Ponzi scheme!

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swingline747

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So how would like 100 guys like to get together in a general area and work out a good pricing plan with a doctor who would be guaranteed a LOT of work.

We all agree (under contract we could use something like "shake" online) to pay in like 100$ a piece towards the guy in front of us's hair transplant.

after it gets done you then pay in a certain amount until it equals those behind you. When your portion is completed you then move out and let another new guy in to take your place as last in line. It could cost you a fraction of the actual cost for the procedure.

I'm no mathematician and without an accurate number of members and cost of procedure it would be difficult to calculate the accurate amount of payments to costs a piece but it might work.

We could start a foundation and use the account of that to hold and dispense the funds. Get the initial funds and papers written up, start it as a non profit charity for tax purposes and then go from there.

Am I serious... a bit, do I think this is possible? Of course anything is. Do I think anyone in their right mind would trust me to handle this? No way, but hey its an option for all of us to look at.

I could be the Bernie Madoff of hair lol.

Now Im just throwing it out, Id be first since it was my idea. The first so many next donors (money) would be next by order of donation, then we would go to raffle pick.

If so many guys did this we could actually have quite a few members leading certain areas with multiple accounts doing multiple procedures with multiple doctors.
With SO MANY of us as well it would also be a sure fire way to be sure the Doctor would do a GREAT job since he would not want to lose the business or smirch his name.

Kind of be like a Bald Guy Teamsters!

Any rubes.... I mean takers?

Serious all jokes aside I would do this.

I can start the base work if there would def be others interested. Women as well.

Did I forget to mention hair loss has driven me to insanity and outlandish ideas.
 

Quantum Cat

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I think there are enough scams in the hairloss industry already - we don't need to add to them
 
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