Mingers or money?

[sjb36]

The situation is you're a bald dude who since losing the keratin can only attract mutant women from planet ugh. You don't want to get married you just want to party for a bit longer and get laid. Whats it to be - show her the money or keep the money buy a bag for the head and hum the national anthem while you do your bit for your country?

 

[Atlas]

I'm sorry, but that just doesn't make any sense.

 

[sjb36]

I'll explain - if you can only attract ugly women as a baldy would you rather pay a good looking wench or settle for the minger? As a short term option or maybe even long term. Is that clearer?

 

[Guest]

*sigh*

What is it with baldness and women these days??