Informal Poll Buddys Wife Gives Me "balding Advice"

[HankPentagon]

I wont do an official poll. Everybody hates em. I will leave it open ended, with possibilities.

SCENARIO: A Picnic at a softball tournament. Pals fat feminist loudmouth wife is eating potato salad.

I remove my Mariners ballcap to wipe sweat. She blurts "you need to just shave it".

RESPONSE
1 I will think about it ----polite

2 I did once and I didn't like it ------conciliatory

3 If I wanted advice I would ask Heidi Klum, or some other hot woman -----defensive

4 You need to just lose 25 pounds ------quid pro quo

5 Tell you what. I will shave my head right now if you will shave yours right now------logical
(pick up large knife and hand it to her)

6 ????????? (someone please properly post up this annoying meme of kim Kardashian thanks)

 

[buckthorn]

did this actually happen???

7) mind your f*****g business you loud mouth fat b**ch. I can't control this (point to head) but you can control that (point to her fat b**ch gut).

 

[buckthorn]

also, why are you playing SOFTBALL you goddamn pussy?? and furthermore, why are you at a picnic with fat suburban housewives? I have no sympathy for you. Grab a hunting knife, sharpen it, go out to the woods and be a man. Or continue to moan like a b**ch in a panera bread while crying over your man tits.

 

[HankPentagon]

You must have a tiny weiner

also, why are you playing SOFTBALL you goddamn pussy?? and furthermore, why are you at a picnic with fat suburban housewives? I have no sympathy for you. Grab a hunting knife, sharpen it, go out to the woods and be a man. Or continue to moan like a b**ch in a panera bread while crying over your man tits.

 

[Roberto_72]

Kardashian is an idiot. But she is hot and I don't even like that kind of women.
Having said that, I have found myself in your same situation.
You know what you should do?
Shave it. Then make another woman.