How many peoples hairlines change,
How many dudes aren’t getting laid,
Simply because they are Norwood 5s...
Slowly walking down the hall,
With every step my hairs all fall,
Why am I becoming Norwood 5??
Someday you will find me
With a brand new hairline,
In a norwood supernova in the sky
Some day you will find me,
With a brand new hairline,
In a norwood supernova
A norwood supernova in the sky
Wake up your Mom and ask her why
Your grandpas bald, maternal side
Wipe that tear away now from your eye
Slowly walking down the hall,
With every step, my hairline falls
Why am I a solid Norwood 5?
Some day you will find me,
With a brand new hairline,
In a norwood supernova in the sky
Some day you will find me,
With a brand new hairline,
In a norwood supernova
A norwood supernova in the sky
Cause people believe,
If you’re bald then you must be dumber...
But you and I, our hairlines thrive
In the norwood supernova in the sky
Sky...
Why.... why... why...
How many dudes aren’t getting laid,
Simply because they are Norwood 5s...
Slowly walking down the hall,
With every step my hairs all fall,
Why am I becoming Norwood 5??
Someday you will find me
With a brand new hairline,
In a norwood supernova in the sky
Some day you will find me,
With a brand new hairline,
In a norwood supernova
A norwood supernova in the sky
Wake up your Mom and ask her why
Your grandpas bald, maternal side
Wipe that tear away now from your eye
Slowly walking down the hall,
With every step, my hairline falls
Why am I a solid Norwood 5?
Some day you will find me,
With a brand new hairline,
In a norwood supernova in the sky
Some day you will find me,
With a brand new hairline,
In a norwood supernova
A norwood supernova in the sky
Cause people believe,
If you’re bald then you must be dumber...
But you and I, our hairlines thrive
In the norwood supernova in the sky
Sky...
Why.... why... why...
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