"i'll Be There For You" - Balding Edition

[LongWayHome]

So no one said your scalp can even look this way
Your hair's a joke, you're broke, your sex life went away
It's like you're always struck by growing fear
When you're too scared to try spir-o, or fi-n, mino x, or even stemoxy -

D u t is there for you
(Then your dick starts to fall)
D u t is there for you
(You will soon start to crawl)
D u t is there for you
(You can still try RU)

You're still in bed at ten, the work began at eight
The brain fog kicked in so fast, things aren't going great
The forum warned you there'd be days like these
Oh but they didn't mention tail will grow, behind,
while your crotch will freeze, but -

Pot is there for you
(When you just wanna bawl)
Pot is there for you
(was it really worth it all?)
Pot is there for you
(Wanna try some coke too)

 

[LongWayHome]

Wtf it made finasteride and spironolactone the full words! *** this it ruined everything!

Edit:
Never mind. fixed it.

 

[Alphalete]

bruh u have too much free time lmao

i liked it tho

 

[LongWayHome]

bruh u have too much free time lmao

i liked it tho

Haha It took me exactly 3 minutes, that's my job. I create content on social media and such, so it was a pure joy doing something for myself.

 

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