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There I was….
Walking down the road in my skimpy nighty, shouting Proscar saved my bacon, Proscar saved my bacon
I took off my pink fluffy slippers and wiped away the bright red lipstick, which smeared, up my arm.
I am free, I am free. I repeated this many times whilst holding a copy of the Bald Review.
I saw a bus and ran across the road only to slip on someone’s discarded hotdog sausage. I fell into the arms of a beefcake.
With red lipstick smeared all over my face I began to chant in a frenzied, sickened manner. "Who is the daddy, I'm throwing a paddy" over and over until I was sick down his shirt.
He stood up and called over his girl.
Come with me tonight. I can show you a good time. I lifted my nighty to reveal a massive John Thomas.
She grinned and I grinned. He growled and began to fight with me.
I took off my nighty and released 7,891 Proscar pills onto the floor around me. I felt like a secret agent. I felt fantastic.
Beefcake slipped over and banged his head. I took his girl and banged her head.
Now I'm cured of hair loss.
Now I am free.
Walking down the road in my skimpy nighty, shouting Proscar saved my bacon, Proscar saved my bacon
I took off my pink fluffy slippers and wiped away the bright red lipstick, which smeared, up my arm.
I am free, I am free. I repeated this many times whilst holding a copy of the Bald Review.
I saw a bus and ran across the road only to slip on someone’s discarded hotdog sausage. I fell into the arms of a beefcake.
With red lipstick smeared all over my face I began to chant in a frenzied, sickened manner. "Who is the daddy, I'm throwing a paddy" over and over until I was sick down his shirt.
He stood up and called over his girl.
Come with me tonight. I can show you a good time. I lifted my nighty to reveal a massive John Thomas.
She grinned and I grinned. He growled and began to fight with me.
I took off my nighty and released 7,891 Proscar pills onto the floor around me. I felt like a secret agent. I felt fantastic.
Beefcake slipped over and banged his head. I took his girl and banged her head.
Now I'm cured of hair loss.
Now I am free.
