I love hairloss!!

[Guest]

I love the way hairs float off the top of my noggin, drifting past my eyes and gently touching my nose, letting me know another one has bitten the dust. I love getting on my hands and knees to check the shower drain, as water pelts my face. I love the way nizoral tastes in the morning, and especially love the way it reminds me of acid when it hits the eyes, beautiful. I love mirrors, I love looking at them constantly and agonizing over the whole Norwood I dropped last night. Mirrors in bar bathroom, I love em, I love em all. I love taking hormone altering drugs, I think it's my favorite part of male pattern baldness, besides having a huge forhead. Yep you can't beat it, literally, because it's limp, for f*cks sake. Oh but I love it. I love it when people point out my affliction and crack a few jokes, "hey you're starting to look like your dad, hey, hey". Gotta love those people, so much so, at those moments you just want to say thanks, with a BIG F*cking shot-gun to thier head.......................................I could go on all day abotu how much I love hairloss.

 

[X190]

Good optimism

XL

 

[Guest]

Yeah, you know I try. Gotta have a positive outlook.

 

[ChiaHead]

eh mon, dont chu worry 'bout your troubles, mon. just roll a spliff like me, mon, and feel da irie vibrations from Jamaica!

Ya troubles will just float away, alot like your hair, j/k!!!! :hairy: :hairy:

 

[Guest]

Chia,

Way ahead of you man, got a three pape bat rolled up and ready to go as I type.


I smoke two joints, before I smoke two joints and then I smoke two more!!!!

 

[Healthy Nick]

ha, that was a great post. write more stuff like that :lol:

 

[ShedMaster]

Dude you are so right on. Hairloss seriously kicks ***.. Treating the hairloss is best part. Its like a hobby that never gets old, like putting puzzles or model airplanes together. I remember a day when I would have to constantly pull the hair out my eyes, or take like 10 minutes to dry my hair with a towel.. Thank god those days are well behind me.

My only wish is that this would have started when I was 16 and not 25, that would have been super!

 

[Jude]

Sarcasm overload. AAAAAAAAAARRRRHHHH!!!!!!!

 

[Hairless Potter]

I love hairloss.

Me too!

 

[Odelay]

I counted only two movie/song rip offs in that post.

Queen song - "Another one bites the dust"
Apocalypse Now - "I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

I might of missed one, not sure though.

 

[odb]

One good thing with hairloss is that it have made me really acrobatic....looking for thinning spots from all possible and impossible angles makes you really acrobatic, I could join a circus.....

Did you guys know that if I do a handstand and tilt my head 43,7 degrees to the left, while holding a small mirror between my toes and look into that one... and only have one of the lights above the sink turned on.....ITS LIKE I´M NOT THINNING AT ALL....AMAZING!!!! oh right...I have to dye my hair blue too...otherwise its still apparent..

 

[scottie311]

their is this bald dude on http://www.asianthumbs.org/main.htm that gets all the vietnamize chicks!