Hair vs Teeth

[Mercury]

So a guy tells me I'm being a wuss worrying about hairloss and that a real man wouldn't care. Then he let out a big laugh! "Besides," he says, "there's always rogaine, toupees or I could just shave it all off!"

I had heard this 999,999 times before and this was the last straw. I spun around and with all the force I could I socked him right in the mouth, knocking out five of his front teeth.

I said, "Don't worry man, you can always get dentures. Nobody uses the front teeth anyway. Besides, old people lose their teeth all the time, it's natural!". I wished him good luck on his date and walked out.

 

[Quantum Cat]

did that really happen?

 

[kthxbi]

no.

 

[BrightonBaldy]

do you have any idea how hard you have to hit somebody to knock 5 teeth out?

 

[slipy]

sounds valid.

bottled up male pattern baldness rage gives extra strenght to the punch.

 

[uncomfortable man]

Brilliant example mercury, so true!

 

[DannyBoyy]

Teeth is different cause you know...you need teeth to eat etc...but...but...yeeeeeah.

 

[Quantum Cat]

^ I figured you were here to advertise something

Nobody click on his signature!!

 

[BrightonBaldy]

why not QC? it says its guaranteed

 

[Quantum Cat]

oh it's guaranteed? Well then it must work. not even the only approved treatments Propecia and minoxidil guarantee a full head of hair, but this guy has no doubt found the solution that has eluded legions of pharmaceutical companies. Shame we have to pay him $40 to find out the secret.

Hey JackG 'aka John Kelby', why don't you help out your balding brothers and tell us the miracle cure for free? I mean we're all in this together - be charitable huh?

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looks like he's disappeared

 

[Islander]

Cool story, bro. I fly kick people and say witty comeback one-liners on a daily basis.

 

[uncomfortable man]

It was cool. Made me let out a richeous chuckle.

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It was cool. Made me let out a richeous chuckle.

 

[andrew lincoln]

Cool story bro....