Hair Transplant Surgeons at the Dukes of Hazzard premiere.

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Hair Transplant Surgeons spotted on the red carpet at the Dukes of Hazzard premiere.

The red carpet was full of stars from the film and celebrities alike, including Jessica Simpson, Shaunn William Scott and Burt Reynolds.

Other A-list celebs including George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were spotted, as was Paul Schaefer and the CBS orchestra who were playing in the background to keep the waiting crowd entertained.

It was full of celebrities.

All of a sudden, confusion rained around the Odeon cinema when it appeared 5 mysterious figures that didn’t appear to be on the guest list were spotted, loitering on the red carpet, shaking hands and signing autographs for the crowd.

One of the mysterious figures, who was dressed in a tuxedo, had his hands on his hips and was standing next to Brad Pitt as he signed autographs.

The other 4, who were also dressed in black dinner dress, and were just walking around the red carpet shaking hands "meeting and greeting" the confused crowd.

As the policeman and red carpet attendant approached the strange figures to enquire what they were doing here, the 5 figures all put there hands on their hips, and formed a pose in front of the confused crowd and police.

"Can we take your names please" the red carpet attendant asked.

Then with his hands firmly on his hips, one of the figures yelled back “I’m Coed Gho! These are my cohorts John Cole, Victor Hasson, Jerry Wong and Ron Shapiroâ€

John Cole, who still had his hands firmly on his hips, was furiously nodding in an arrogant fashion "I’m John Cole for crying out loud! Didn’t you know that! Who do you think I am?! Jesus Christ"

"My name was featured in Hair Transplant Weekly!" Cole then added.

The policemen were still confused.

That’s when Dr John Cole decided to up the ante.

He pulled out some Propecia instructions with a hole from his picket, and held them firmly up his head. Dr Cole then pulled out a lighter and lit the instructions that resulted in a circle of fire.

The other 4 Dr‘s then started to furiously jump through the ring of fire in the form of 5 excitable sea-lions.

The crowd, still confused looked on in horror.

When the policemen asked again “Who are you all!?â€

John Cole pulled out his scalpel, held it firmly above his head, and started to furiously break-dance in front of the shocked police.

“We are the new celebrities!!!†they all desperately yelled in before they were dragged off the red carpet kicking and screaming, and asked to go back home.
 

Redbone

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Lay of the fiction- I thought you had something interesting to say.

May I suggest Prozac or Lithium for your troubles Gunner??
 

Solo

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Can it goes like this....



...the worse the tales the better the hair??



Are you regrowing hair, Gunner??
 

JayB

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what a waste of energy...you should be making money for a hair transplant instead of typing this stupid crap
 

amrod

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lmao

i know exactly how he feels i was probably the exact same as him a couple years back i couldnt think of anything except for my hair it would take up about 95% of my thougth pattern

bad days
 

JayB

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it still takes up 95 percent, actually 100 percent of my thought processes...i developed like OCD over this sh*t, but that doesnt mean i sit home all day long browsing forums wasting my creativity on a fuckin hair loss forum...
i work make money, save it , come home and see whats the latest with hair loss news.
the kids a disaster.
 
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