"Your Mama/Wife/Girl Friend loves rubbing my scalp when I f*** her"
"I get my hair cut like this deliberately, and it's a lot of work"
"I can get a wig, but you'll still be f*****g ugly"
"a**h** says what?"
"Do you realize, when you die, no one is gong to give a sh*t? I mean, have you considered that if you dropped dead, right now, they could fill your void in an afternoon?"
"If I grew my hair back, would that make me more attractive then the other guys you secretly fantasize about?" (works great with male homophobes)
"Do I make you horny"
"I could crush you with my wallet"
"that's not what you said when you blowing me last night-(make a gagging sound)"
Also, keep track of it, time and date, wait and get a few more, than go to personnel. Then, if it continues, sue the sh*t out of the company. Take the dough and get a good treatment, or, if you get enough money, shave it all off and get you a nice gold digger. Women care more about security than hair, believe me.
I did a double-take when I read S.A.F's reply, then I read some more of the posts "Norman20" has been making and Norman is clearly a troll.
If you read Norman's other posts, today he's pretty much been hanging out in various gents lavatories, getting into dramatic encounters with other men.