Does anyone else here strut with their Minoxidil?

[Guest]

Personally, when I add the required 6 squirts of Minoxidil to my Norwood 3V with slight recession, I have this tendency to do a little jig by celebrating the hair loss industry live and exclusive from my bathroom.

You should see me.

My pale knobbly knees bending in the air as I jive around my Regaine 5% in the form of Rumplestilitskin the 3rd.

Saliva is frantically dripping from my mouth, as I enthusiastically wave my hands in the air in a dumb manner.

Hair loss hasn’t held me back at all.

I’m a party animal.

I feel I am setting trends amongst other hair loss sufferers up and down the World.

I feel so hip.

It can be somewhat of a drag being as trendy as I, especially when I view the Norwood News to discover they have mentioned my name again.

This usually results in me jumping out of my seat waving my hands around with the urge to buy some Regaine 5%.

Losing more hair however, is a different story.

Discovery of a more loss, usually results in me plummeting to the floor in shock, with tears streaming down my face - followed by a flurry of imaginary bicycle exercises.

I do this in the hope I will discover the reason I lost more hair.

One day, I also wish to implement this strategy into my hair loss training regime.

Because I care.

I care about the way my lack of hair has effected my overall flair.

It’s not fair.

If I had more hair, I would be warning everyone by saying beware.

Beware, because I have more hair.

It’s not here, nor there.

Because it’s my hair.

So there!

I’m like coolest hair loss sufferer in my block.

The way I have swept hair loss aside, means I can have some real sexy fun with females.

I like females.

I like them because I can show them my sexy moves.

I also like to stand outside night-clubs on Friday nights, with my hair loss bag strapped firmly around my waist, wiggling my hips in a circular motion.

I sometimes like to wiggle my hips in a circular motion in front of females whilst shouting in a disgruntled fashion "I want to sexy you up!".

One day a female commented on me and said "Hello".

I then replied back, whilst holding a laminated copy of the Norwood-Hamilton scale, in her direction spluttering "I’m a Norwood 3v with slight recession"

She then said "Bye".

I then fell to the floor, wiggling around like an agitated goblin, whilst furiously dabbing Minoxidil 5% onto my horrific looking hair-line.

I’m like Brad Pitt.

My hair loss does not hold me back.

Since hair also came into my life, I have started to become more creative.

I have started to learn some rapping to impress the females.

I like to stand in front of females with my horseshoe pattern on full display rapping “Give me the mac down, give me the smack down, because if you b****s don’t watch your back, I’m going to get my sack out!â€.

This results in me chasing females with my ball bag on display.

Whilst at the same time, trying my utmost to comb my ball bag hair over my hairline in the hope I will achieve an acceptable and neat hair line.

I don’t even use the Toppik hair line straightener

Hair loss has opened me up.

I feel alive again.

I have so much fun, my life has just begun, I am the one.

 

[Cornholio]

That's the spirit : ) !

Seriously, gunner, you can be funny as hell. Thanks for sharing.

I just hope you can learn to protect yourself from your own train of thoughts and enjoy the only life you will get. You need to be a little brave and selfish, and live your life.. Get out and see how real people get along... I work in a hospital and it helps me. At work (more than at places where only young beautiful (but naive) people gather) I notice that men have all sorts of hairlines, many people limp, many are depressed or have substance abuse problems, many familys are messed up, and people get horrible diseases and sometimes die. Nevertheless most of these people carry on, smile at each other and do their best to appreciate the day. Settling for what life has given you and deciding you are happy isnt a weak comprimise, it is the smartest thing you can do... (sound of soapbox beign put away)

Post all you have, I love em (and, sadly, can empathize).

 

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I notice that men have all sorts of hairlines, many people limp, many are depressed or have substance abuse problems, many familys are messed up, and people get horrible diseases and sometimes die. Nevertheless most of these people carry on, smile at each other and do their best to appreciate the day.

ah!! christmas with the family

 

[techprof]

Gunner, really a good funny one. Once in a while, it is great to read stuff like this. I do hope that you will be successful in retaining your hair.

 

[Cornholio]

ah!! christmas with the family

I said work,... Among my family we scowl at each other and throw things when we think we can get away with it : ).... But restraining orders have basically put an end to family gatherings.

 

[jfhawk06]

hehe