uncomfortable man
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I'm not a violent guy, actually I'm quite repressed- which is why I often have violent fantasies about being confronted and made fun of in various scenarios and how I would like to react. I just thought of a doosey. I'm at the bar on a Saturday night, it's packed. Sittin at the bar, minding my own business, drinking some whiskey when a group of pompus jock types and their beautiful girlfriends come into the bar. Naturally when anyone walks into a bar, people look, including myself. I glance at one of the hot chicks that caught my eye. She sees me looking and makes this face, Then whispers in her boyfriends ear. Moments later this guy comes over to me and says,"Saw you lookin at my girl. You're way out of your league, baldy. Why do you even bother leaving the house? As he is waiting for a reply, I knock back a mouthful of Jack (holding it in my mouth). Joan Jet's cover of Crimson and Clover comes on the juke box, and i pull out my lighter, flick it then wave the flame in the air as if I were at a concert, then I quickly hold the flame in front of his face, spew out my mouthful of whiskey and flamethrow the muther f****r! Good times.