Baldy Bear's Story

Baldy Bear

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This is my story

I had gold flowing locks that resembled the colour of Lucozade, but suddenly about a year ago i began to notice small bald patch on the back of my head, I could hear the other members of my Orange Logde whispering behind my back "Look Williams heeds turning into a baked bean!"

Then on the biggest day of the year, The Glorious 12th, I couldnt handle it any more, I snapped my flute in two and I cut my flowing locks then got a crew cut, it was the only way to save my dignity and try to regain some respect from my fellow Lodge Members
When i walked into that Lodge the next day with a Union Jack draped around me they all looked at me and said "William yer some man"

Thanks for listening
 
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