Bald humor thread

[Diffuser44]

Caution. If you are very sensitive over your hair loss don't watch these videos.


http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8cTkTEpEYfk
I couldn't resist. This guy has been shaving his head daily for swimming for years. Then tries to grow his hair out to realize he is balding. He consults George who gives him 10 to 14 months. George advices him to live while he still can. Then later in the episode the guy gets sentenced to serve 2 years in prison haha!

The moral of this bald humor is that one should enjoy the hair they have while they still have it. Even if it's noticeable you've lost some. And shaving your head when it's gone or losing it isn't really that big of a deal. It's only funny if you're upset about it and take it as painfully as George.

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Caution. If you are really really sensitive about your hair loss don't watch these videos
https://screen.yahoo.com/dana-carvey-grumpy-old-man-000000121.html

 

[HustlingBaldly]

I really like that clip from Seinfeld.

 

[Diffuser44]

Yeah the first video is pretty funny. The second one may have been the reason why I sought hair loss treatments at the age of 18. I Had saw that video growing up and just sort of figured I could stop hair loss if I wanted to.

 

[Diffuser44]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgRUbPIBz7k

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Moral of this bald humor. If you go bald, keep in mind who you represent in the community. Don't give the bald community a negative stereotype. There are already skinheads neo Nazis, and punks that give the look a bad name.

Bald power!

Disclaimer: I'm Norwood 2.5 and no one I know thinks I've lost any hair.

 

[I.D WALKER]

You're right fellows, we are desperately in short supply of all around good fun and laughter.

Haha, I love Seinfeld and Larry David.

People who suffers from hair loss should watch Seinfeld not only because it's a great show, but also because it gives you some perspective and help you laugh at what seems to be an horrible condition.

 

[HustlingBaldly]

Bald Jack is invited to a masquerade party. He rushes to the costume shop. He tells the shop owner Bill that he wants a costume that will hide both his bald head and his wooden leg.

Bill goes to the back of the store, and returns with a pirate costume. “This will cover your head with a bandanna, and your wooden leg will look just like part of your costume.”


“That’s not going to work,” said Bald Jack. “I asked for a costume that covers both my baldness and my wooden leg.”


The store owner Bill apologizes, and returns to the back of the store. He returns a few minutes later, carrying a monk’s habit. “This long robe will cover your wooden leg, and your bald head will seem to be just part of the costume.”


Bald Jack is irate. “I said I wanted a costume that would cover both my baldness, and my wooden leg!”


The store owner apologizes again to Bald Jack, and returns to the back of the store. He returns with a jar of molasses, which he hands to Bald Jack.


“What am I supposed to do with this?” Bald Jack asks.


The store owner replies,” Pour this molasses on your head, and stick your wooden leg up your butt. Then you’ll look like a caramel apple.

 

[Diffuser44]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G77i7BTVhAA

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Moral: when you do bald. Think about the style you want to portray. It's almost better to keep the hair on the sides somewhat visible rather than go skin bald. Sure you will look older. But it might be better to look like a smart accountant than a bad ***.