Any bald related music??

[Guest]

I wonder, that nobody has ever mentioned or quoted a song about baldness? Are there any? I mean, it is a very emotional topic and would provide good stuff for music. Sure, part of the reason may be that so many famous singers have good hair all their lives. We have been speculating about that before. The only famous singer who comes to my mind is Fred Durst and he is too much a poser for singing about his inner problems I think.

 

[Sean68]

im not a fan of them i think but theres a song on the new darkness album
called 'bald' ive not heard it though.

theres always 'when i get older losing my hair' from when im 64 by the
beatles but....they didnt

there must be more ill have to think.

 

[Guest]

lol, a song about the insecurities of a few young men.

you could even sing a song about acne or celutlitis. who wants to hear that?

 

[Megadeth]

Rush

Rush - I think I'm Going Bald.

It's not a good song, it's off their worst album.
I love that band, though.

 

[Captain Obvious]

Moby is one of the more prominant bald musicians. I don't know if he has any songs related to baldness but he's often asked about it in interviews and he does a really good job in articulating the fact that baldness sucks and it's not what we would choose.