Androgenetic Alopecia/male pattern baldness Anonymous

Aplunk1

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Currently holding the first Androgenic Alopecia/Male-Pattern Baldness Anonymous meeting at:

APlunk1's Apartment:
Las Vegas, NV 89119 - 8:00pm April 1, 2006


Will hold:
Tell Your Story Guest Speakers- with before pictures and live proof that treatments work.
General Hair Loss Discussions - Includes mostly Impact about Hairloss and other new treatments being developed.
Sub-Committee Registration: We will appoint several key members to sub-committees. Ronaldkia has already been selected for polling the Las Vegas area of several important polls, "Do you have a deep or soft voice," "How many friends do you have," "What do you eat in the morning," "How long are your toenails," etc. Results will be posted next meeting.


You will receive:
*Androgenetic Alopecia/male pattern baldness Keychain - For every 3 months you've been on finasteride, you'll get a different-colored keychain.
- For every 3 months you've been on dutasteride, you'll get a penis-shaped keychain saying, "X months on dutasteride, and I still got a dick!"
*Unlimited supply of Corona, Budweiser, Heineken, hotdogs, pizza, and beer. (If you become too wild/drunk, we will do something very embarassing. All ideas welcome)
*A piece of our gigantic Norwood-7, shiny-dome cake
* 1 Raffle ticket for a chance to win:

(1) 3-month supply of generic 5% minoxidil
(1) 1-month supply of v****
(1) 1-month of Dutas
(1) Year's supply of 5% Rogaine (Ocean Rush scent)
(1) 1 night's use of a prostitute (Thanks to Andy)
(1) 1-month supply of Propecia
(1) 2 bottle of AC Revitalize Spray

or the Grand Prize:
(1) 1 Week stay at fabulous Las Vegas, NV Hooter's Hotel and Casino
90-day supply of Avodart (Dutasteride)
Andy (Aplunk1) will show you around fabulous Las Vegas, and buy
you a round of beer at ESPN Zone.

Also, tatoos will be in order after the meeting. We will all get tatoos representing our brotherhood, of the Androgenetic Alopecia/male pattern baldness Anonymous! Ideas/suggestions welcome.

Again,
this event is being hosted by Andy in Las Vegas, NV April 1, 2006. Everyone is welcome. Donations are welcome, as well as any select beer/kegs you might want to bring, too.

I'm still working on the Androgenetic Alopecia/male pattern baldness Anonymous Creed. Will post soon.

P.S.
Gardener, would you be kind enough to be the chairman on the first ever meeting?
 

Aplunk1

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No one thought this was at least amusing?

Haha. I guess I'm just a sorry loser.
 

maroon

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Hillarious. Lol.

Seriously.

Jokes aside, I'd love to go las vegas I bet it's awesome.
 

DaSand

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That had me ROFL!
 

Bll3r

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to be honest with you, i thought you were serious up to the whole tattoo thing, then I seen the replies :)
 

The Gardener

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My flight is booked... got a first class seat on Southwest. Looking forward to throwing some money down on a craps table and tossing the bones, as well as the good Norwood conversations and the inevitable homoerotic locker talk.

I'm in at the Paris. Lookin' forward to banging some French chicks. Then, retiring to the steam room to talk about soccer World Cup betting odds, Amsterdam, Chuck Norris, the Indian pharmaceutical industry, British politics, and comparative c*** sizes. We'll conclude the evening with a Ronaldkia poll.
 

stax

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LOL!!! that sh*t was hilarious especially the Ronaldkia part!
 
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