Television Preacher Qualitly Rugs.......
A couple of years ago, when my 100 temple area transplants were really becoming visible, I went to a Hair Transplant Mill for their treatment program which I assumed would include laser hair therapy which was the buzz back then. The salesman indicated they didnt use it anymore and took me next door to Hair Club for Men and claimed EXT was much better. It was 1900 bucks out the window and I lost more hair, quicker in 8 months than I ever had in my life. But one good thing came of this. My appreciation for REALLY bad hairpieces like they sell at Hair Club for Men. Wearing a dead pelted animal on your head that doesnt exactly match your natural hair color or texture on the back and sides is an act of performance art and should be recognized as such. The ones with 1970's style over accentuated waves were my favorite. I got to see all these in their very dark waiting room (dark so guys checking out each other's wigs couldnt see just how stupid and obvious they really looked). I even saw a couple of beautitians chase guys out in the waiting room trying to clean a months worth of dirt and oil of their scalp with that God-awful smelling "odorless" diswashing detergent.....er cleanser that they use. Anyhoo.......I just wanted to say the best pieces were like the best drag queens one sees on bourbon street, the most obvoius and ridiculous. Its as if some of the men wanted to tip the scale in the other direction by opting for a piece that was so 1985 huge and fake that anyone could mark them at first GLANCE. If I get a whole lot worse up there.......I may just do this FOR ONE MONTH. The laughs I'll get will be with me forever. I personally want one that looks like Donald Trumps, you know a comb-over from so far over that your pulling hair off of someone ELSE's head. :freaked2: