TortoiseAndHair
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Music by
Anvil Latrine
Lyrics by
T&H
Bald spots, getting hard to hide.
Time to, try Finasteride.
If you would only visit HairLossTalk.com,
You would see
Combover, not foooling anyone.
Just take, a look at Donald Trump
and when you decide you've lost enough hair this month
You swallow the pill, use Minoxidil
Take Copper Peptides, then you realize
Your bank account's broke, and you're still as bald as f***.
Tell me!
Why'd you have to go and get youself so medicated?
I see the way you're
Puttin' all this sh*t on your scalp makes it irritated.
It's times like this you
You apply the Rogaine,
and find hairs in the drain
so you freak and you count them all up
Honestly, I think you'll see something more on Day 2, yeah yeah yeah
You say that Saw Palmetto
is the only way to go.
That used Haircomb you bought last week,
worth every penny.
Maybe, the problem's in the root,
So you buy a year of dutasteride.
Maybe you should take things a little slow, not overdose!
Watery jizz,
and nicely sized tits.
You're a Norwood 5,
but you're still alive.
Why can't you see, you've got some bad OCD.
Tell me!
Why'd you have to go and get youself so medicated?
You knew your hair was gonna fall out when you masturbated.
It's times like this you,
You waited too long
and soon it's all gone
You've lost all hope, so you buy a toupee
but promise me you're honestly never ever gonna wear it, no no no.
Anvil Latrine
Lyrics by
T&H
Bald spots, getting hard to hide.
Time to, try Finasteride.
If you would only visit HairLossTalk.com,
You would see
Combover, not foooling anyone.
Just take, a look at Donald Trump
and when you decide you've lost enough hair this month
You swallow the pill, use Minoxidil
Take Copper Peptides, then you realize
Your bank account's broke, and you're still as bald as f***.
Tell me!
Why'd you have to go and get youself so medicated?
I see the way you're
Puttin' all this sh*t on your scalp makes it irritated.
It's times like this you
You apply the Rogaine,
and find hairs in the drain
so you freak and you count them all up
Honestly, I think you'll see something more on Day 2, yeah yeah yeah
You say that Saw Palmetto
is the only way to go.
That used Haircomb you bought last week,
worth every penny.
Maybe, the problem's in the root,
So you buy a year of dutasteride.
Maybe you should take things a little slow, not overdose!
Watery jizz,
and nicely sized tits.
You're a Norwood 5,
but you're still alive.
Why can't you see, you've got some bad OCD.
Tell me!
Why'd you have to go and get youself so medicated?
You knew your hair was gonna fall out when you masturbated.
It's times like this you,
You waited too long
and soon it's all gone
You've lost all hope, so you buy a toupee
but promise me you're honestly never ever gonna wear it, no no no.
