Well guys, first off, I want to thank each and every one of you for your responses. Also, to reiterate, yes - being forthright and blunt really is the best manner of conveying things; it isn't about what people WANT to hear - it's about what they NEED to hear.
Unfortunately, I hate to be "that...
Some family history of male pattern baldness:
Dad - NW3v
Dad's dad - NW7
Dad's brother - NW6
Mom's dad - NW6
Mom's mom's dad- NW7
Mom's brother - NW3v diffuse
I am 19 years old. To cut to the chase, I want to hear how long you guys think I have left before I end up a NW6-7. Looking at my family history, you...
A dark, cryptic castle.
In the middle of nowhere.
There he was - a mad scientist of a formidable stature and a Norwood 7 with wispy, overgrown side hair.
Arranged in a row were women of varying ethnicities, heights and shapes.
They all just stood there - vacant expressions apparent...
The setting was a desert. There were these two buffoons - one obese and a Norwood 6, the other a Norwood 3 and just overweight - and they were grunting along until the NW3 whipped out a folded map. He exclaimed: "No sign of the Hasson & Wong clinic that's marked on the map", which was followed...
Norwoods.
All of them coming in varying shapes and sizes, all up to their varying activities, at varying times of the day.
This time, I was going to make it my obligation to venture out into the unknown and gauge people’s Norwood statuses.
A large, open area – brimming with Norwoods. Every...
NOTE: I've translated this dream into a narration / vague animation on YouTube in order to provide a more vivid picture. Viewable here, for those interested (if not, the text version is below);
<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQCW0N2zMGA
I had a strange...