Recent content by Capn Long Schlong Silver

Ahoy long lads, Make way fer me wheelbarrel!! I be the feared teabagging pirate capn schlong. Arrrrgghh!! My band of cut throats an' handicapped murders pillage and plunder. Lads you never left ye mother's tit til you sees a poor scallywag suffocated under my sweaty cannon balls. carry on...

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Ahoy lad, This here be true?? Can a man shrivel his nuts up?? My nuts are a burden. I use to have a wooden wheelbarrel to carry me nuts around in, but I loaned it to Capn Ty. I be lookin into this...

Obrigado Salgado, Aaahh brasil...t'was the land were I was smitten by that bloodsucking elephantitis infected mosiquito. I have an elephant tusk and a pair off watermelons to show for it. Me swashbuckling adventures have almost come to an end. Not long can a pyyraate capn charge into battle...

Helloo me lads!! I be rubb'n me nuts with magic stones fer yers and alas, no luck. Me aliments h've not stopped me swasbuckling adventures. Me wheelbarrel goes where me goes!! Capn Long Schlong Silver

Aaaye!! A terrible curse... aiiight me lads, Cap'n

Me savvy seadogs pillage, plunder clip art?? http://www.clipart.com right click picture before the page finishes loading... arrrh!!! a new avatar fer a new day!! aye me lads!!

Me lad me needs me wheelbarrel...me's tripping on myself...the cap'n gots me eye on a young lady at the local tavern. she be carrying a pair of elephantitties. I be the only man in seven seas to please her. Carry'em on lad, Cap'n

I have the longest schlong...aaaye matey!!!! oh by the way...don't use aliases to post.

I gots to know here naaamee!!!

Re: fluridil-whos on it ? does it work ?? L Arqinne ?? sex Ahoy Matey! Me be a bald gifted pyraaate! Ayee!! Ye needs me in ye'r elixir cabinet. Propecia fer yer hair, mes fer yer lady. We shall set sail fer New Holland at Ramming Speeeeed!!!! Carry on lad, Capn Long Schlong...

Ahoy shipmate! T'is a looooong tale, tough to swallow, a very heavy burden on meself. Best kept hidd'n from sight. Carry on lad... Capn Long Schlong Silver

Ahoy me fellar lad, Aye!! Me uses it fer inflammation on me beard, scalp and nuts!! Matey you be lookin' fer to purchase an ole wood wheelbarrel? Carry on lad, Capn Long Schlong Silver

Aye me matey an' pyraaate Cap'n of the future!! Ye a notorious bloodthristy pyraate around these 'ere parts. Arrrh!! Ye be welcome to set sail with me band of fellar cutthroats an' murders aboard me ship the wh*** Princess. We set sail in the morn at ramming speed passed the shallow waters o'...

Aye Ty! Me lads I travel the seas. Ye havn't left ye mothers tit til ye sees an ole Scallywag carry his own nuts in a wheelbarrel. Elephantitis nay!! Not for the life of a pirate!! Arrrh!! Is it wise to reduce DHT levels? Aye Aye Cap'n!! Carry on lads...