Shut your slimy ass, DopeForLife.
Do you want to have sex with my current girlfriend? I'll watch with a beer.
We can't all be intellectuals. Stop being so high minded.
Live side by side, don't deride.
I feel you totally. Finding motivation to face another day, another week, heck, even another year doing the same old lonely shit is very hard....
It just seems as though it was written by a guy heavily concerned about developing his own "island" of hair at the forelock.
I've never hear...
I'm suspicious about this story actually being true.
A teenage girl would see this hairline and think one thing: Creepy old man.
In ten years you will eat these words, Johnson.
@swingline747 said it best: I think she is flirting with you a bit, dude.
Does he play soccer or something?
I like his idea about moving back in with your parents again.
It will go until your designated pattern of hair loss in complete, I guess.