What would you do to have a full head of hair?

[Aplunk1]

I would eat the nastiest thing in the world...

I would punch a woman...

I would give up all my possessions...

I would listen to Britney Spears...

I would honestly devote the rest of my life to helping sick children of Africa, etc, if I could only be happy with myself... having hair, that is.

 

[Z]

Would you run-up Las Vegas Strip naked with your finger in your ***?

 

[Thinning]

Would you run-up Las Vegas Strip naked with your finger in your ***?

No because they would arrest you and register you as a sex offender.

I wouldent eat any nasty sh1t or do any gay sex act, but I would probably do some sort of painfull self-mutilation like cutting a finger off for a full head of hair.

 

[Siberian]

Sex change.

Stop looking at me like that. It would actually WORK.

But I'd NEVER do anything as sick as listen to Britney Spears. That's just SO incredibly wrong. Shame on you.

 

[EasyEd]

I would do any of the things mentioned here except cut a finger off...I'd run down the strip with a finger in my ***...listen to Britney...whatever...

 

[hair_tomorrow]

Would you run-up Las Vegas Strip naked with your finger in your ***?

Been there - done that.

Didn't help.

 

[EasyEd]

I'll be perfectly honest...if I got to have George Clooney hair the rest of my life...I'd do close to anything...that's how important I think it is and how friggin vein I actually am...it's pathetic because I am 24 and engaged to a beautiful girl who said she wouldn't care if I go bald but that's just how important I view it as...

 

[Johnny24601]

re:

You have bigger problems then baldness if you would harm yourself just for an astetic improvement. I think the casual nature with which this has been discussed is an absolutely terrible example to set for others who visit this public forum in an attempt to cope with their hairloss. Joking aside, I pity those who would "trade" something for a full head of hair.
Gain some perspective in your life. I have seen and dealt with much worse then male pattern baldness in my life and this has given me great persepctive. Maybe someday some of you will learn to appreciate yourselves for who you are and not what you look like.
Your comments scream of a low self worth. If you do not address this issue then there will always be something that you will "blow up" and feel horrible about.
If someone convinces me that finasteride use can potentially have long term side effects on my reproductive system or any other effect that is irreversible, I would instantly stop.

 

[hair_tomorrow]

...But I'd NEVER do anything as sick as listen to Britney Spears. That's just SO incredibly wrong. Shame on you.

Been there, done that.

Caused a major shed.

 

[Chujgcha]

Would you run-up Las Vegas Strip naked with your finger in your ***?

I would walk.

I would be embarrased if I tripped and had to try to catch myself with one hand.

 

[michael barry]

Aplunk stating that he would listen to Britney Spears pretty much says it all. Men will do ANYTHING to have a full head of hair.

Im hopin' intercylex, Curis, or some other company will solve this problem for humanity once a for all in the next decade.

 

[jeffsss]

Aplunk stating that he would listen to Britney Spears pretty much says it all. Men will do ANYTHING to have a full head of hair.

Im hopin' intercylex, Curis, or some other company will solve this problem for humanity once a for all in the next decade.

I'd watch Oprah religiously for a year....

I would pay 50k for the head of hair i had when i was 18.

 

[scottie311]

I would eat a 16 ounce bag of sun-dried dog crap on a daily basis...

 

[Travalanche]

I would probably eat warm crap from somebodies butt hole happily for the hair I had when I was 16. I would also give one everything I own as well (not a lot but still...) as have sex with a 700lb prisoner. In fact I'd even be his cell mate for a year if I could get all my hair back.

I am a straight male and would have a very hard time doing all of the above but if I knew I could get all my hair back for as long as I live there wouldn't even be a second thought, that is how desperate I am.

 

[JZA70]

Im hopin' intercylex, Curis, or some other company will solve this problem for humanity once a for all in the next decade.

Ahh 2006, when there was hope for Intercytex and Aderans. I hope we don't experience another round of failed companies.

 

[hellouser]

This is fun. Would any of you guys take a dick up your *** if it meant you got your hair back? It would only stay between him and you, and you would never meet him again.

The male g-spot (prostate) is in the anus. Hell yeah I would take it up the ***.

 

[JZA70]

The male g-spot (prostate) is in the anus. Hell yeah I would take it up the ***.

I'm sure there's a bunch of "brothers" in jail that would love to take you up on your offer.

 

[zzzzz]

I would give away all my posessions, but under NO circumstances would I take finasteride because of the horrible sides

not srs

lol hellouser willing to give away everything and take it up the *** but wont take finasteride

 

[Cincinnati Kid]

I'd stand in front of a stadium full of people while my google search history is read aloud by the public address announcer.

 

[JZA70]

I'd stand in front of a stadium full of people while my google search history is read aloud by the public address announcer.

LOL, it's that bad hey ?