What I hate most about being with a woman--

[Aplunk1]

When we're kind of drunk-- and I'm on top of her.

She is wearing white pajamas---

She takes her hand and places it on top of my head and furiously and rigorously rubs her hand in my hair because that's what stupid b****s do...

I see my fallen soldiers fall onto her white pajamas.

Then I'm unhappy for the rest of the day.

 

[JustBreathe]

Ya know whats worse....

Doing some writing at your desk for about 15 mins....not even touching your hair, and seeing three or four of your little buddies chiling out on the white A4 page.

Like they are not being tugged out, by some outside force(like a stupid b**ch), but rather, 'pushed' out by some internal process which i HAVE NO CONTROL OVER and no idea how it's really happening.

But yes Aplunk1, almost all girls love to grab your hair when doin the naughty, i usually dont mind cos....hey! im doin the naughty

 

[The Gardener]

This would have been a great topic for a "Gunner" piece...

 

[Aplunk1]

Yes, I can see how this writing sort of imitates Gunner...

I really wish we could have a thread displaying all of Gunner's works.

I've read some of them-- simply amazing... Although, I don't know how HairLossTalk.com would feel about that.