I like you David, but I wouldn't ever listen to any of your fashion advice because I have seen how you dress.
I'd listen to you talk about politics, science, human behaviour - but fashion - no.
My clothes don't fit because I've been losing weight for two years.
Now go outside and pay attention to who wears all black. Goths, people in some work uniforms, etc.
I think I did so as a depressed teenager.