I'm screwed!

[Harie]

So some of you may remember a couple months back when I asked for advice concerning my friends wife that basically wanted me to get her pregnant.

Long story short, she finally convinced her husband to knock her up. Only problem was that she 1st wanted the 2 of them to get tested to make sure everything was in working order so she didn't get her hopes up for nothing. Turns out that the husband is shooting blanks and the doctors basically said there was a 0% chance of him getting her pregnant. She was pretty upset and the 2 of them had a gigantic fight because it turned out that her husband had known all along that he was shooting blanks, but never told her. She was really upset and left him.

So my wife's friend (we'll name her Sarah) moved into my house last night while I was at shool. It's nearly 11pm by the time I get back from school, and while I did see her car out front, I didn't think twice about it figuring they were just having some girl time like they normally do on Wednesdays while I'm out.

No, I didn't give it a second thought, that is, till I woke up this morning for work and wandered downstairs in my boxers to iron my shirt. Guess who now lives in our basement? I just about sh*t my pants when I saw her down there pulling up her jogging pants to go for a morning run. She looked straight at me in my morning glory - boxers, morning breath and bed head - and giggled. She even offered to iron my shirt for me.

She'd already seen me practically naked, so I stood downstairs and shot the sh*t with her as she ironed my shirt. I must admit that she has an awesome *** and the entire time I was hoping that she'd grab me and force herself on me, but short of some light flirting, nothing happened.

After my shirt was ironed, I excused myself and went back upstairs and talked to my wife. As casually as if she were talking about the weather, she rolled over, opened up one eye and said, "Oh yeah, Sarah will be staying with us for a bit", and with that, went right back to sleep.

You may remember, she and my wife are good friends, and because of that, my wife agreed to let her stay with us for a while. A while being as long as it took for her to either patches things back up with the hubby, or till she can get back on her feet and get her own place.

I am so screwed - part of me hopes literally

 

[ali777]

Stay strong dude... Don't fall for her attractiveness... You don't want to risk the happiness of your family for short term gain, do you?

 

[s.a.f]

So some of you may remember a couple months back when I asked for advice concerning my friends wife that basically wanted me to get her pregnant.

Long story short, she finally convinced her husband to knock her up. Only problem was that she 1st wanted the 2 of them to get tested to make sure everything was in working order so she didn't get her hopes up for nothing. Turns out that the husband is shooting blanks and the doctors basically said there was a 0% chance of him getting her pregnant. She was pretty upset and the 2 of them had a gigantic fight because it turned out that her husband had known all along that he was shooting blanks, but never told her. She was really upset and left him.

So my wife's friend (we'll name her Sarah) moved into my house last night while I was at shool. It's nearly 11pm by the time I get back from school, and while I did see her car out front, I didn't think twice about it figuring they were just having some girl time like they normally do on Wednesdays while I'm out.

No, I didn't give it a second thought, that is, till I woke up this morning for work and wandered downstairs in my boxers to iron my shirt. Guess who now lives in our basement? I just about sh*t my pants when I saw her down there pulling up her jogging pants to go for a morning run. She looked straight at me in my morning glory - boxers, morning breath and bed head - and giggled. She even offered to iron my shirt for me.

She'd already seen me practically naked, so I stood downstairs and shot the sh*t with her as she ironed my shirt. I must admit that she has an awesome *** and the entire time I was hoping that she'd grab me and force herself on me, but short of some light flirting, nothing happened.

.... Just then the doorbell rang and I answered it to find 2 twin cheerleaders on my doorstep. "Excuse me our cars broken down and we need a ride to the cheerleader championships" said one "We'd be so grateful, we'd be willing to do anything" added the other.
Just then my wife came down wearing some sexy underwear, "Hi honey its your birthday so I prepared you a special treat" she said. As I turned around to see her friend had stripped naked and was covering herself in whipped cream ...... ect ect ect, :jackit:

 

[optimus prime]

If this is a fake story I don't care! Although I believe anyway.

I want you to have sex with her. Actually no, that would be bad. You would get caught eventually, then lose everything, get kicked out, have no internet, can't come online here. Nightmare. Also, karma would come back and get you. Maybe make your hair fall out more.

Then again, if this was a Mexican soap...I know what they would do...

 

[Harie]

So some of you may remember a couple months back when I asked for advice concerning my friends wife that basically wanted me to get her pregnant.

Long story short, she finally convinced her husband to knock her up. Only problem was that she 1st wanted the 2 of them to get tested to make sure everything was in working order so she didn't get her hopes up for nothing. Turns out that the husband is shooting blanks and the doctors basically said there was a 0% chance of him getting her pregnant. She was pretty upset and the 2 of them had a gigantic fight because it turned out that her husband had known all along that he was shooting blanks, but never told her. She was really upset and left him.

So my wife's friend (we'll name her Sarah) moved into my house last night while I was at shool. It's nearly 11pm by the time I get back from school, and while I did see her car out front, I didn't think twice about it figuring they were just having some girl time like they normally do on Wednesdays while I'm out.

No, I didn't give it a second thought, that is, till I woke up this morning for work and wandered downstairs in my boxers to iron my shirt. Guess who now lives in our basement? I just about sh*t my pants when I saw her down there pulling up her jogging pants to go for a morning run. She looked straight at me in my morning glory - boxers, morning breath and bed head - and giggled. She even offered to iron my shirt for me.

She'd already seen me practically naked, so I stood downstairs and shot the sh*t with her as she ironed my shirt. I must admit that she has an awesome *** and the entire time I was hoping that she'd grab me and force herself on me, but short of some light flirting, nothing happened.

.... Just then the doorbell rang and I answered it to find 2 twin cheerleaders on my doorstep. "Excuse me our cars broken down and we need a ride to the cheerleader championships" said one "We'd be so grateful, we'd be willing to do anything" added the other.
Just then my wife came down wearing some sexy underwear, "Hi honey its your birthday so I prepared you a special treat" she said. As I turned around to see her friend had stripped naked and was covering herself in whipped cream ...... ect ect ect, :jackit:

So let me see here. My story has absolutely nothing about me walking down the stairs and her being in a thong on all 4's seductivly motioning me to come into her bed to give her an oil massage, and yet, you still think it's fake? Some chick moved into my basement because she and the hubby are prolly going to get divorced. She ironed my shirt. I went to work. Yeah. Sure sounds like a fake porno story to me. :roll:

I'm also going to go home tonight after work and have dinner with her, my wife and my 3 kids. OMG! That's gotta be fake too.

 

[optimus prime]

ah...you have 3 kids. Don't do it. Not that having no kids means its ok.

 

[s.a.f]

So let me see here. My story has absolutely nothing about me walking down the stairs and her being in a thong on all 4's seductivly motioning me to come into her bed to give her an oil massage, and yet, you still think it's fake? Some chick moved into my basement because she and the hubby are prolly going to get divorced. She ironed my shirt. I went to work. Yeah. Sure sounds like a fake porno story to me. :roll:

I'm also going to go home tonight after work and have dinner with her, my wife and my 3 kids. OMG! That's gotta be fake too.

Oh help me guys, I've got this hot chick staying with me and she's gagging for my c*** (which let me tell you is masssive BTW), its such a terrible situation.
I cant help it if I have 2 women after me, whats a guy to do? :dunno:

 

[Harie]

Oh help me guys, I've got this hot chick staying with me and she's gagging for my c*** (which let me tell you is masssive BTW), its such a terrible situation.
I cant help it if I have 2 women after me, whats a guy to do? :dunno:

Wow, so when someone lives at your place, it makes your dick grow and they automatically want you. Damn. You're a pimp SAF. I'm sure if Sarah was staying at your place, she'd have ironed your shirt naked. I am a failure I guess. Oh well...

 

[ali777]

I thought you had two kids??? is one of them a new born baby? If so, congratulations...

If I remember your previous story wrongly, just ignore this :whistle:

 

[Harie]

I thought you had two kids??? is one of them a new born baby? If so, congratulations...

If I remember your previous story wrongly, just ignore this :whistle:

Nope. 3. Youngest one is almost 9 months old now. If he'd figure out how to sleep through an entire night, that would be awesome!

 

[CCS]

You lucked out. Had you boinked her, he would have known it was not his. Game would have been up fast.

 

[oni]

Harie!

I think we need proof!!

Otherwise your breaking the rules.................................... :whistle:

viewtopic.php?f=65&t=48442

Something like a pic will do................. :whistle:

 

[HughJass]

I've noticed nobody has been actively encouraging Harie to persue this fantasy..


why?


the report back and the ensuing footage (god willing) will be good for the forum.

 

[Harie]

Harie!

I think we need proof!!

Otherwise your breaking the rules.................................... :whistle:

viewtopic.php?f=65&t=48442

Something like a pic will do................. :whistle:

In this day and age, posting pix of people one knows on internet forums is suicide, especially in this case, because her husband (possibly ex husband in the future) is balding too. Yeah...I'm really willing to potentially risk getting my *** kicked and having my wife find out from someone who just happens to see the pix too - all in an attempt to persuade you people that a chick moved into my basement on Wed night.

OMG people. Some chick - that just happens to be attractive and in a tough situation in her life - moved into my house for a while. What's so unbelievable about that?

I'd better not tell you that last year, my brother and his GF stayed with us for a week while they closed on their house too. I'd better cue up the porno music. lol

I've noticed nobody has been actively encouraging Harie to persue this fantasy..


why?


the report back and the ensuing footage (god willing) will be good for the forum.

I never said I was persuing anything. I just thought it was ironic. That's all. Flirting and fanticizing about her forcing herself on me never hurt anyone.

 

[s.a.f]

TBH I'm not disputing that any of this is'nt really happening its just the fact that you're posting about it seems odd to me, abit like you're bragging or trying to get some kind of reputation as a stud on here.
Especially since all this has been covered before in the last thread you created about it, people have already given their views.
You dont see anyone else on here posting about their sexual exploits do you?

 

[Harie]

TBH I'm not disputing that any of this is'nt really happening its just the fact that you're posting about it seems odd to me, abit like you're bragging or trying to get some kind of reputation as a stud on here.
Especially since all this has been covered before in the last thread you created about it, people have already given their views.
You dont see anyone else on here posting about their sexual exploits do you?

What sexual exploits have I posted about? Absolutely none. When did I ask for any advice in this thread? Never.

Did we forget how to read the last 2 days perhaps?

 

[The Gardener]

Yep, you are screwed. I think an intimate encounter with her is probably an inevitability over the next few months. That is, unless her living under the same roof with you has completely changed her mind about you in a negative way.

But barring that possibility, I think she'll wait for a convenient open door to initiate a little rocheambeau.

In this day and age, posting pix of people one knows on internet forums is suicide, especially in this case, because her husband (possibly ex husband in the future) is balding too.

That's a bummer. I was hoping that you could develop a little "photo journal blog" of the experience over the next few months so I could use it as idea starter material to whack off to.

The entire scenario I just find wildly exciting, its a better plot than a mexican telenovela.

 

[badasshairday III]

I must admit that she has an awesome ***....

 

[Harie]

Well, just as quickly as Sarah moved into our basement, she moved right back out and into her husbands house again. The two of them talked most of yesterday afternoon and worked some things out. At least enough that she said she was willing to move back in with him provided that he change some things in his life. So last night, she packed up her clothes etc and made the trek back across town.

Twas fun while it lasted I guess...And I did get my shirt ironed. lol

 

[BlahBlah12]

hey harie
how old are you?