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I’m Moving Out To A Monastery (not Clickbait)

Discussion in 'The Impact of Hair Loss' started by norwood 11, Jan 31, 2020.

  1. norwood 11

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    I have been praying and being close to the church for some time.

    I have decided to devote myself to God and move out. I have seen too much hate, too much vanity, too much arrogance and I am guilty of these too.

    I didn’t want to say anything until it was all final so today I have been granted access and work to a monastery. There is no internet or outside influence and it is a peaceful place where I can search for my soul and hopefully find a meaning to all this.

    Good bye. I will pray for your hair.
     
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    Derelict Senior Member My Regimen

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    ok, have fun
     
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    Ray Baz Established Member My Regimen

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    NOOOOOOOO dont do it. ive only been on here one day and noticed everyone hates you lol. but your needed on here or theyll hate me next.

    People hate what they don't understand.
     
  4. Matt3535

    Matt3535 Established Member My Regimen

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    lol
     
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    Ikarus Senior Member My Regimen

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    Why are you tagging me again?
     
  7. norwood 11

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    Because you are my friend and I am yours?
     
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    Ikarus Senior Member My Regimen

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    Okay...
     
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    pegasus2 Senior Member

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    Thank God!
     
  10. Here For the Lulz

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    You don’t need to go to a monastery to be more like God. Here’s my step by step guide to becoming just like him -

    Father a bunch of kids via surrogate, move them into a nice house, let it all go to sh*t, default on your mortgage, don’t pay any of your f*****g bills, blame kids for it, let the septic system back up until a geyser of sh*t erupts from the yard, set house on fire, leave, make sure to send a letter describing your awesome new life and make clear that none of said kids will ever be good enough to see it. Make sure they have nothing, no understanding of how the world works, and are too young to be educated, but young enough to remember you, buy the idea that your leaving was because there was something wrong with them, and believe that if they “fix” whatever’s wrong with them they would be worthy of your love.

    And there you have it, you are effectively God himself. If you want to go full method, you will need to trap them on the property and make them earn their freedom with a bunch of impossible tasks with movable goal posts and unclear rules, but that’s a lot harder to get away with.
     
    #10 Here For the Lulz, Feb 2, 2020
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    karatekid Experienced Member My Regimen

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    Bruh...
     
  12. Timii

    Timii Experienced Member My Regimen

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    If my hair continues receding like this I think I'm gonna follow you soon
     

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