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This will totally be my retarded thoughts, but f*** it.
1. Posting pictures with their f*****g nw0 teenage looking boyfriends.
Me: KILL ME NOW. I CAN"T STAND THIS sh*t. And if I had THOSE LOOKS i'll go for model chicks or high school girls (Hahaha, High school in our country lasts from 16- til you are in your late 19s/20).
2. Preaching feminist sh*t.
Fat girl: Omg, I'm so fat. It's attractive, it's beautiful. I'm glad of my flaws. BTW, I smoke weed almost constantly to get rid of my stress.
Me: You wear glasses and hide your body and mask your face. There is nothing left to explain.
4. All of the girls in my studies drink or do drugs, they look like 40 year olds in their twenties.
And of course NW0 teenage looking motherfucker fucks the only girl who looks attractive.
There was one fuckgirl who was 7/10 who liked f*****g men 20 years older than her, yes balding men, but now of course she is engaged with a wanna-be rockstar who is 10 years older than her.
5. sh*t like this:
Stuck up b**ch: my boyfriend, we went with my boyfriend, we went there with my boyfriend, we took our parents this time, marriage, marriage, marriage, drugs, drugs, aclohol, alcohol, sex, sex, sex, I constantly tell my friends that I will not take it in the ***, but I keep talking about it constantly. I actually do it everyday with my fetishist boyfriend.
Me: Well, that's a proof that you became an old hag in your early 20s. Why do you feel like you're 40?
6. Why didn't you f*** that French woman with two master's degrees. Are you GAY?
- Jesus, she was ugly and old. She wanted to get on my dick so badly, it wasn't me. I hated her for that. Bad memories should be erased. Besides I like younger girls than you stuck up b**ch.
Here's something extra:
In town with Mom:
Mom: Look at that girl, isn't she good for you (points at ugly 30 year old woman)
Me: No mom, she's old, look here she's a babe (points at hot / cute/ sexy 19 year old girl in a cafe)
Mom: But, but she looks like a child. She's probably 16. Are you a pedophile?
Me: What the f*** are you talking about? Is the kind of women you want your son to date are based on his fucked up looks? Last time I checked you tought that politician was 40 (about your age), when in fact he was 60 year old bald motherfucker. Oh, by the way and 16 is legal in this country if there is consent.
Btw, some of this sh*t is an exageration based on my real experience.
I HATE WOMEN WHO ARE MY AGE OR OLDER. I HATE THEM. HATE THEM ALL. THEY ARE ONLY ONE-NIGHT STAND MATERIAL AT BEST. I DON'T WANT TO END UP LIKE A CREEP IN MY 30s. It will be fucked up if a girl is half your age and i'm definitely not looking for a daughter to look after.
That's it, hope you were wise not to read this entire teenage-like angst session written by an balding young adult man.
1. Posting pictures with their f*****g nw0 teenage looking boyfriends.
Me: KILL ME NOW. I CAN"T STAND THIS sh*t. And if I had THOSE LOOKS i'll go for model chicks or high school girls (Hahaha, High school in our country lasts from 16- til you are in your late 19s/20).
2. Preaching feminist sh*t.
Fat girl: Omg, I'm so fat. It's attractive, it's beautiful. I'm glad of my flaws. BTW, I smoke weed almost constantly to get rid of my stress.
Me: You wear glasses and hide your body and mask your face. There is nothing left to explain.
4. All of the girls in my studies drink or do drugs, they look like 40 year olds in their twenties.
And of course NW0 teenage looking motherfucker fucks the only girl who looks attractive.
There was one fuckgirl who was 7/10 who liked f*****g men 20 years older than her, yes balding men, but now of course she is engaged with a wanna-be rockstar who is 10 years older than her.
5. sh*t like this:
Stuck up b**ch: my boyfriend, we went with my boyfriend, we went there with my boyfriend, we took our parents this time, marriage, marriage, marriage, drugs, drugs, aclohol, alcohol, sex, sex, sex, I constantly tell my friends that I will not take it in the ***, but I keep talking about it constantly. I actually do it everyday with my fetishist boyfriend.
Me: Well, that's a proof that you became an old hag in your early 20s. Why do you feel like you're 40?
6. Why didn't you f*** that French woman with two master's degrees. Are you GAY?
- Jesus, she was ugly and old. She wanted to get on my dick so badly, it wasn't me. I hated her for that. Bad memories should be erased. Besides I like younger girls than you stuck up b**ch.
Here's something extra:
In town with Mom:
Mom: Look at that girl, isn't she good for you (points at ugly 30 year old woman)
Me: No mom, she's old, look here she's a babe (points at hot / cute/ sexy 19 year old girl in a cafe)
Mom: But, but she looks like a child. She's probably 16. Are you a pedophile?
Me: What the f*** are you talking about? Is the kind of women you want your son to date are based on his fucked up looks? Last time I checked you tought that politician was 40 (about your age), when in fact he was 60 year old bald motherfucker. Oh, by the way and 16 is legal in this country if there is consent.
Btw, some of this sh*t is an exageration based on my real experience.
I HATE WOMEN WHO ARE MY AGE OR OLDER. I HATE THEM. HATE THEM ALL. THEY ARE ONLY ONE-NIGHT STAND MATERIAL AT BEST. I DON'T WANT TO END UP LIKE A CREEP IN MY 30s. It will be fucked up if a girl is half your age and i'm definitely not looking for a daughter to look after.
That's it, hope you were wise not to read this entire teenage-like angst session written by an balding young adult man.
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