Hair loss treatment iceberg chart, ideas needed

BurningCoals

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Il just sort them in this response then:
Hats
Biotin
Ketoconazole shampoo and cream
Reishi Mushrooms
Brussel sprouts( a complete failure)
Headstand(for better bloodflow)
Topical melatonin
Saw palmetto(this is a classic)
Sun exposure
Hyaluronic Acid
Procapil
Ceasar cut
Oral castor oil , actually works
Fluridil
Ketoconazole pills and cream
Alfatradiol
Nail rubbing <------- this is a must
Topical and oral CBD
THC probably
Azelaic acid
Intermittent fasting
Metformin, usually a diabetes medications but harmless aparently
Cetirizine
Sandalore
Verteporfin
Copper peptides
HGH, MK-677(experimental growth hormone like medication), IGF-1 <-- all growth hormones
Rob English course
Redensyl (from google: targets stem cells and human fibroblasts from the dermal papilla to improve hair growth while reducing hair loss.)its a topical
Weight lifting, to increase blood flow to the scalp
Collagen
Keratin
Comb back for crown only balders
Setipiprant


A classic wig(maybe already covered by a hair system)
Botox (actually has some evidence)
Beard transplant
Hairline FUT ( surgical forehead reduction)
The flap transplant(trump)
SM04554
Polysorbates
Vitamin D megadose



Synthetic hair plugs
Darolutamide(extremely obscure, saw a few users talking about it here)
Estrogel
E2 injections
Beard combover
Buzzcut to make your hair grow faster(that classic myth)

Pretending to have alopecia universalis (just shave everything bro) (some users on here people say they feel sorry for you if you have it, so its a very dark one, darkest of all the ones i mentioned)
Topical v i a g r a <--- Kevin Man mention this
Jaw surgery(to improve bloodflow which is restricted by bad face structure)
Putting a mop on your head




Pregnant horse urine(@bridgeburn regimen)
Ligature of the Scalp Arteries to Prevent Hair Loss
Scalp transplant
Allogeneic hair transplant(donor is another persons hair)
Hair plucking
Anavar (from this thread: https://www.hairlosstalk.com/interact/threads/oral-steroid-made-my-hair-grow-back-thicker.106598/)
Topical raw eggs and vinegar by @Mitko1
Topical DHT(Haidut from Ray peat forums posted a study where rats grew hair faster than normal with topical dht and he claimed it is good for hair loss, cant find the link and cant be bothered to search)
Putting a cat on your head(literally)
DIY hair transplant(there is a video of a guy doing i, also cant find it)
Head cupping
Electric scalp stimulation




NOFAP
Good genetics
Suicide - recommended by @Diffused_confidence
Not being born
Nihilism
antinatalism
Praying to Kevin Mann


Full bown scams list:
Adegen
Nioxin
Aplecin
Nutrafol
Viviscal
Nanoxidil
Pumpkin seed oil, rosemary oil(maybe already covered by oils)
Peppermint oil

I dont know where to put scams, you can put them pretty much everywhere but last two groups, and in the first groups I dont know how to sort them properly but you know what they are and how severe and obscure they are so you can probably sort them better.
Whoah, now we got really solid material to work with, thank you so much. I'm not gonna include suicide (too controversial of a topic), but this is great. I'm probably gonna make a new iceberg template with other pictures than in the OP so it feels more "original", and include more layers, this is gonna be at least ten layers or so.
 

Isaac Newton

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Here are a few more suggestions:

Fourth layer: SMP, Derminator

Sixth layer:
Rice Bran Extract
pinacidil
diazoxide

Eight layer:
Sacrificing virgins to Kevin Mann
drug induced hair hallucination (after all, you could take psychedelics and hope that you permanently hallucinate hair)
Transgenerational Paleo Magicks (If I recall correctly, our buddy darkheart argued that we should eat a more paleo diet, because then future generations will be less bald)
Whatever Trump is doing
At my worst NEET days I unironically was trying to fantasize about having hair hard enough to make me go schizo and permanently hallucinate it lmao.
 

Isaac Newton

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Seriously tho hair donation from others seems a good possible future treatment, seems easier to control organ rejection than clone
 

Willoway

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You couldn't pay me 100k usd to do psychedelics lol. Even drinking too much coffee makes me have panic attacks
Well Ms. Morning Glory says that none of y'all are worthy. Psychedelics might trigger but they don't cause and we have shrooms legal where I am. Hmmm. Morning Glory Seeds have LSA and that can be a downer so always pick the mushrooms just like the Indian Shaman in Central America. But yeah, psychedelics can change a person's life and even gender they says.
 

Catagen

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Well Ms. Morning Glory says that none of y'all are worthy. Psychedelics might trigger but they don't cause and we have shrooms legal where I am. Hmmm. Morning Glory Seeds have LSA and that can be a downer so always pick the mushrooms just like the Indian Shaman in Central America. But yeah, psychedelics can change a person's life and even gender they says.
Janey alt?
 

DoctorHouse

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Well, Janey wasn't real; just a character that I made up to help me get over lack of self-esteem while contributing my extended knowledge of most reputable treatments. So Will now and I begin anew.

Hecate bless
I thought it was Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. And the Ay was Fonzie from Happy Days. So you morphed it into Willoway. Willow is now hosting Fool Me with Penn and Teller. Or is Willoway the name of one of the streets on Desperate Housewives.
 

Willoway

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I thought it was Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. And the Ay was Fonzie from Happy Days. So you morphed it into Willoway. Willow is now hosting Fool Me with Penn and Teller. Or is Willoway the name of one of the streets on Desperate Housewives.
Let's just say that you and DD easily cracked my code but there's nobody the f*** on here anymore and even Mickey and those sorts have fallen into depression. My sh*t works; all of it so just saying. Dying ain't much of a living.
 

Catagen

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A few more ideas:

When you mention RU58841, you could write (applied to research subject) in brackets, to parody Kevin Mann. Mann invariably mentions that he's applying RU to his research subject whenever he brings it up (I believe for legal reasons), which I think is quite amusing.

The last layer could have "Convert to Scientology".
After all, they say,

"A "clear" – a person who had successfully rid himself/herself of such aberrations through a lengthy and expensive process of auditing – would allegedly possess radically increased Intelligence, powers of Telepathy, the ability to move outside the body and to control such somatic processes as growing new teeth, and a photographic Memory."

No doubt a clear could also freely skip around between different Norwoods just by thinking about it.
Clear asap.
 

BurningCoals

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Alright so I've sorted the treatments to their layers. If someone has more additions to the iceberg, or suggestions for further rearrangement then please comment. I will start adding the treatments to the iceberg itself soon.

Layer 1

Just shave it bro

Grow a beard bro

Hit the gym bro

Get a tan bro

Hair loss shampoo

Vitamins

Hat

Look at Jason Statham/The Rock/Vin Diesel/Bruce Willis

Fix your diet bro

Combover

Caesar cut

Layer 2

Nizoral

Scalp massages

Hair fibers

Laser helmet

Exercise

Rosemary oil

Rogaine

Biotin

Increase blüd flüw

Saw Palmetto

Sun exposure

Grow out the horseshoe

Layer 3

Microneedling

FUE

Hyaluronic Acid
Procapil

Zix

PRP

Onions

Propecia

Regenepure DR

Peppermint oil

Pumpkin seed oil

Nofap

Azelaic acid

Brussel sprouts

Reishi mushrooms

Wait for old age so it’s more acceptable

Not wearing a hat

Hair system

Oral castor oil

Layer 4

Proscar 1.25 mg

FUT

Vegan diet

Breezula

Dutasteride

Stemoxydine

Topical finasteride

Minoxidil 10 %

Broccoli

Latanoprost

Alfatradiol

Topical and oral CBD
THC probably

Derminator

Nail rubbing

Buzzcut (to supposedly make hair grow faster)

Comb back (for crown only balders)

Head stand (for better blood flow)

MSM

Viviscal

Adegen
Nioxin
Aplecin
Nutrafol

Layer 5

Microdosing finasteride

Loniten

Topical dutasteride

Brotzu lotion

Chili

Adipose Stem Cell Therapy

Fluridil

Carnivore diet

Copper peptides

Beard transplant

Topical melatonin

Intermittent fasting

Metformin

Cetirizine
Sandalore
Verteporfin

Copper peptides

Classic toupee

RU58841 (applied to research subject)

Layer 6

HGH, MK-677(experimental growth hormone like medication), IGF-1 <-- all growth hormones

Pyrilutamide KX-826

Rice Bran Extract

Being obese (more estrogen, better hair supposedly)

Pinacidil

Diazoxide

Follica

Epristeride

Adenosine

Nanoxidil

Aminexil

Kopexil

Forward growth (to increase blood flow)

Bad hair tattoo

Spironolactone

Minoxidil 15 %

Testosterone Replacement Therapy

Fleming-Meyer flap procedure

Layer 7

Flutamide

Bicalutamide

Darolutamide

Nilutamide

Golden showers

MtF transition

Cyproterone Acetate

Aspirin

Lupron

Oral minoxidil 50 mg (may result in literal deformities)

Estrogel

E2 injections

Hair cloning

SM04554

Polysorbates
Vitamin D megadose

Botox (has some evidence)

Layer 8

Injecting acid into balls

Therapeutic scalp immolation

Turkish foreskin lotion

Whatever Trump is doing

Crosley Xervac

Laurel wreath to hide balding (as done by Julius Caesar)

Topical vi4gr4

Regenix (recommended by Matthew McCounaghey)

Bovine Saliva

Beard combover

Hairline FUT (surgical forehead lowering)

Become a Castrati

Rock a 70’s combover

Transgenerational Paleo Magicks

Layer 9

Rob English course

Redensyl

Weight lifting (to increase blood flow to the scalp)

Collagen

Keratin

Setipiprant

Scalp transplant

Allogeneic transplant (donor hair from another person)

Topical raw eggs and vinegar

Hair plucking

Anavar

Impose death penalty for looking at your bald spot (as imposed by Caligula)

Head cupping

Electric scalp stimulation

Jaw surgery (to improve bloodflow which is restricted by bad face structure)

Putting a mop on your head

Pregnant horse urine (@bridgeburn regimen)

Layer 10

Hair loss remedies from Ancient Egypt, Rome, Greece and others

Growband

Oral RU58841

Drug induced hair hallucination

The hair loss shampoo used by Patrick Bateman

Morph into Jason Statham/The Rock/Vin Diesel/Bruce Willis

DIY hair transplant

Putting a cat on your head (literally)

Synthetic hair plugs

Shin allopesia therapy (Fuji lotion)

Praying to Tsuji

Praying to Kevin Mann

Open up discord channels to test new molecules synthesized in some Chinese basement lab on hopeless, balding men

Ligature of the Scalp Arteries to Prevent Hair Loss

Layer 11

Good genetics

Antinatalism (can’t go bald if you never existed in the first place)

Nihilism (hair doesn’t matter bro, literally)

Convert to Scientology (become a “Clear” and just regrow your hair)

Pretend to have alopecia universalis for sympathy points (just shave everything bro)

Farming body hair with minoxidil to use for transplant

Topical DHT

Use literally all treatments on the iceberg at once (kitchen sink approach)
 
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Pigeon

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Alright so I've sorted the treatments to their layers. If someone has more additions to the iceberg, or suggestions for further rearrangement then please comment. I will start adding the treatments to the iceberg itself soon.

Layer 1

Just shave it bro

Grow a beard bro

Hit the gym bro

Get a tan bro

Hair loss shampoo

Vitamins

Hat

Look at Jason Statham/The Rock/Vin Diesel/Bruce Willis

Fix your diet bro

Combover

Caesar cut

Layer 2

Nizoral

Scalp massages

Hair fibers

Laser helmet

Exercise

Rosemary oil

Rogaine

Biotin

Increase blüd flüw

Saw Palmetto

Sun exposure

Grow out the horseshoe

Layer 3

Microneedling

FUE

Hyaluronic Acid
Procapil

Zix

PRP

Onions

Propecia

Regenepure DR

Peppermint oil

Pumpkin seed oil

Nofap

Azelaic acid

Brussel sprouts

Reishi mushrooms

Wait for old age so it’s more acceptable

Not wearing a hat

Hair system

Oral castor oil

Layer 4

Proscar 1.25 mg

FUT

Vegan diet

Breezula

Dutasteride

Stemoxydine

Topical finasteride

Minoxidil 10 %

Broccoli

Latanoprost

Alfatradiol

Topical and oral CBD
THC probably

Derminator

Nail rubbing

Buzzcut (to supposedly make hair grow faster)

Comb back (for crown only balders)

Head stand (for better blood flow)

MSM

Viviscal

Adegen
Nioxin
Aplecin
Nutrafol

Layer 5

Microdosing finasteride

Loniten

Topical dutasteride

Brotzu lotion

Chili

Adipose Stem Cell Therapy

Fluridil

Carnivore diet

Copper peptides

Beard transplant

Topical melatonin

Intermittent fasting

Metformin

Cetirizine
Sandalore
Verteporfin

Copper peptides

Classic toupee

RU58841 (applied to research subject)

Layer 6

HGH, MK-677(experimental growth hormone like medication), IGF-1 <-- all growth hormones

Pyrilutamide KX-826

Rice Bran Extract

Being obese (more estrogen, better hair supposedly)

Pinacidil

Diazoxide

Follica

Epristeride

Adenosine

Nanoxidil

Aminexil

Kopexil

Forward growth (to increase blood flow)

Bad hair tattoo

Spironolactone

Minoxidil 15 %

Testosterone Replacement Therapy

Fleming-Meyer flap procedure

Layer 7

Flutamide

Bicalutamide

Darolutamide

Nilutamide

Golden showers

MtF transition

Cyproterone Acetate

Aspirin

Lupron

Oral minoxidil 50 mg (may result in literal deformities)

Estrogel

E2 injections

Hair cloning

SM04554

Polysorbates
Vitamin D megadose

Botox (has some evidence)

Layer 8

Injecting acid into balls

Therapeutic scalp immolation

Turkish foreskin lotion

Whatever Trump is doing

Crosley Xervac

Laurel wreath to hide balding (as done by Julius Caesar)

Topical vi4gr4

Regenix (recommended by Matthew McCounaghey)

Bovine Saliva

Beard combover

Hairline FUT (surgical forehead lowering)

Become a Castrati

Rock a 70’s combover

Transgenerational Paleo Magicks

Layer 9

Rob English course

Redensyl

Weight lifting (to increase blood flow to the scalp)

Collagen

Keratin

Setipiprant

Scalp transplant

Allogeneic transplant (donor hair from another person)

Topical raw eggs and vinegar

Hair plucking

Anavar

Impose death penalty for looking at your bald spot (as imposed by Caligula)

Head cupping

Electric scalp stimulation

Jaw surgery (to improve bloodflow which is restricted by bad face structure)

Putting a mop on your head

Pregnant horse urine (@bridgeburn regimen)

Layer 10

Hair loss remedies from Ancient Egypt, Rome, Greece and others

Growband

Oral RU58841

Drug induced hair hallucination

The hair loss shampoo used by Patrick Bateman

Morph into Jason Statham/The Rock/Vin Diesel/Bruce Willis

DIY hair transplant

Putting a cat on your head (literally)

Synthetic hair plugs

Shin allopesia therapy (Fuji lotion)

Praying to Tsuji

Praying to Kevin Mann

Ligature of the Scalp Arteries to Prevent Hair Loss

Layer 11

Good genetics

Antinatalism (can’t go bald if you never existed in the first place)

Nihilism (hair doesn’t matter bro, literally)

Convert to Scientology (become a “Clear” and just regrow your hair)

Pretend to have alopecia universalis for sympathy points (just shave everything bro)

Farming body hair with minoxidil to use for transplant

Topical DHT

Use literally all treatments on the iceberg at once (kitchen sink approach)
FUE are just as good as FUT these days though.


But lol great sh*t in general

Edit: ow yeah add this to layer 10 or 11 "Open up discord channels to test new molecules synthesized in some Chinese basement lab on hopeless, balding men"
 
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