ded, even if you're joking around, don't worry about what might have contributed to your hair loss in the past,...it's too late, think about now and the future... get generic minoxidil 5% (it's the same as rogaine only a lot cheaper), get mega man vitamins at gnc, get neutrogena t gel dandruff shampoo and revolve its use with nizoral shampoo (because minoxidil can cause dandruff, etcc.. and start with that)(.. use t gel when the dandruff gets really bad... and nizoral when it's not so bad. in my opinion t gel does a lot better job getting rid of all the dandruff, etc.. minoxidil may cause..if you can get your hands on generic propecia, do that too if your thinning is really bad. ask someone else for info on that. i don't use propecia