Which one would you rather be?
Big Biker: slick bald, older, leather-clad, goateed, harley-davidson riding, whiskey drinking, tattood and pierced, badass
Fitness Nut: wears athletic gear, totally hairless body, six-pack abs, great health, clean lifestyle, ultra-modern apartment
Nerdy Professor: horse shoe bald with hair, bushy beard, thick glasses, buttoned down shirts, earth tones, intelligent, sensible
Old Geezer: white/greying combover, slow mover, liver spots, early dinner, early bedtime, incoherant, medications & doctors
Skinhead Punk: Neo-nazi, skinny, Dr Martens, heavy metal t-shirts, youthful energy, gun loving, militant
Nice Guy: Very high receeding hairline, middle class, professional, family oreiented, church goer
Sex Offender: Balding with pony tail, mug shots, tie-dye, homeless, stinky
Redneck Hillbilly: buzzed with stubble, camouflage, 10 kids, fat wife, deer hunter, construction worker, potty mouth
Did I miss any?