Just out of curiosity. I showed her this guy on the HIS website that looks identical to my brother then we got to talking about MP (without looking like an Easter egg dipped in gray paint). She said I could do that for you right now, then comes back with some watercolor paints and a brush then goes to town on my head. I won't lie, it looked terrible in the light but in the low light of the bathroom... looking in the mirror I felt like I was looking into an alternative universe at a more fortunate version of myself. It hurt. I cried a little, then took pictures.