bloated face

[wangho75]

I get a bloated face really easily after eating pretty much anything. No matter how in shape, calorie-reduced I go, I can get a bloated face for a few hours just eating a few pieces of ham!

It pisses me off, because I look alot better with a thinner and toned face. Any kind of medication for this? I also have a bit more fat on the right side of my cheeks that gives me an awkward smile when the face is bloated as well. In addition to the extra fat on the right side, My hairline is more receded on the right side and I also have a cowlick on the right side of my hairline, so I can look pretty goofy on the right side and I look like Tom Cruise on the left side. ****in help! Identity crisis here.

[TourdeForce24]

Yeah, I suggest you start taking Valium or some sort of tranquilizer.

[wangho75]

Yeah, I suggest you start taking Valium or some sort of tranquilizer.

Riiight... must be just all in my head. wanker.

[KiLLuMiNaTi]

TourdeForce24 i hate wankers like you keep watching your nerdy little movies and using them as yyour avatar you tosser

[Deoudes59]

High Sodium intake will cause water retention.
Avoid too much high sodium in one sitting... there you have it
Drink Water, flush the sodium away

[oni]

Demodex mites is that like sheep scabies, DERMISIL should kill them!!! but a good sheep dip will do! or better still get a gas mask on and enter a chamber of arseniuretted hydrogen, it's good stuff and should kill most living things. :wink:

[SE-freak]

I get a bloated face really easily after eating pretty much anything. No matter how in shape, calorie-reduced I go, I can get a bloated face for a few hours just eating a few pieces of ham!

It pisses me off, because I look alot better with a thinner and toned face. Any kind of medication for this?

Try the SE. It works wonders for facial toning.

[Spidoris]

It's possible you might have an allergy. Does this bloating occur after similar meals?

[stax]

what is SE?

[tenshi]

I believe it means scalp exercises